Jezus' Pieces

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY


"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

betterthankanyebitch:

She sounds just like Bey…lmao