ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.
that is a spoon
Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.
It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.
whoa! i totally did a double-take
Oh, Mr. Biden!
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
bruh hell nah
Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh
her face at the end lmaoo
– A white gay on Latin night at the club. (via bromancing-the-stone)
I don’t even like it when Latin guys call me that ugh BYE(via que-mystery)
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.